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As I was cleaning out my filing cabinet today, I came across this from years ago. Enjoy! POSITION: Mom, Mother, Mommy, Mommie, Mama, Ma, MOM JOB DESCRIPTION: Long-term team player needed for challenging permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. RESPONSIBILITIES: For the rest of your life, you must be willing to be hated at least temporarily, until someone needs money to do something they want. Must be willing to bite your tongue repeatedly. Must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 609 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. M...